March 2012
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conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant,...
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I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
ashleeyann:
myheartisright-here:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
LOLOMG
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foreversnotover:
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea- producers: oh god not again tim burton: so we have some undead people tim burton: who are creepy and shit tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she’s in it of course tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it tim burton: what do you think?
Everyone has six names.
1. your real name: Cristian
2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Green Dog
3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Andres Hagar
4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Ferancrdez
5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Blue...
